We were a little scared for our dear little Jenny and thought she might not make it through the flight alive. But we are happy to report that 3 unmentionable pills later we are here safe and well!(Side note: We somehow managed to score 2 empty seats on a full flight, next to Jenny, and so we had a very comfortable flight in!)
The flight was a safe an smooth one (following a not so smooth baggage check in- side note to all readers: your new mission is to boycott AirTransat whenever possible!!). Marianne had a steep fine to pay due to all of the Peanut Butter she carried along. Tisk tisk. Rule #1 of travelling Marianne: Only 1-3 bottles per person per flight!
We were greeted by a happy and enthusiastic Mr. Hollands-Hurst (a.k.a. 'Unkie David' for our readers). Unkie David was there waiting for us despite our having arrived 20 minutes sooner than scheduled. We shortly made our way in the backwards car to Maple House in Birdham, England.
Today we already managed to have a quick trip down to the beach to take in some sea air, had a scenic bike ride down to the Chichester Yacht Club. It was highly recommended that we try the "PIMMS" (drinks) and both of us manage to suck that one dry. Great mix of gin, "lemonade" (which is actually 7-up here), and other fruity wonders. MMM.
Following a well-deserved cat nap, we are now off to have a little something to drink, some crisps (i.e. chips) and plan out tomorrow's fun adventures! PS. Time here is 7pm.
Love,
J&M
Honestly? Europe has no idea what’s about to hit it. Europe is sitting over there just thinking, “Just wait til I get these broads in my clutches, they’ll be toast!” But it has no idea that Jenny is packing a secret weapon – a little friend we like to call Dr. Scholl’s.
ReplyDeleteWhat’s that London? Another 4 hour walking tour? Well guess what, these inserts have padded arch support motherfucker. Another 100 degree day Rome? Well Ol Man Scholl’s is gonna keep those feet cool and dry all day long! Cobblestones Paris? Don’t make me laugh. These puppies can take anything you throw at her.
I’d feel bad for Europe, but it should have seen this coming. In the immortal words of Jenny Bersinic after putting the Scholl’s inserts in her shoes – “Oh my God, I can walk FOREVER in these!” Bring it on Europe!
I'm just new at this. Testing...testing...testing...are you there?
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen anything new from you girls in days. I hope this stuff works!
Love you mom.